We are not Troy Van Leeuwen. We have never met him, we are not carrying his baby, we can not
tell him that your brother's best friend's cousin-in-law is a huge fan. Nor can we can we confirm if he remembers you from
that time you met him in that divey bar in Cleveland last May.
We can, however, answer questions to the best of our knowledge, accept your adoring praise,
and consider your submissions for the site. All submissions should be accompanied by the source from which you got the information.
This is to keep our site as error free as possible.
Please be aware that if you send us any fan art of Troy and Mr. Roboto in a homoerotic
pose, we will laugh at you and post that shit immediately so every one else can too.